Sausage sauvage!

The men were Ramtoppers as well. They were following him very closely, ready to duck behind him at the first sign of anything more unexpected than a tree.

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The door opened. It opened very slowly, and with the maximum amount of creak. Simple neglect wouldn’t have caused that depth of groan; you’d need careful work with hot water over a period of weeks.

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‘Ah, well, we’ve all passed a lot of water since then,’ said Nanny Ogg sagely.

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‘Where’s Nanny?’ she said. ‘She’s lying out on the lawn,’ said Granny. ‘She felt a bit poorly.’ And from outside came the sound of Nanny Ogg being poorly at the top of her voice.

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It apparently belonged to a large fat man who had been badly savaged by a moustache. Pink veins made a map of quite a large city on his cheeks; his nose could have hidden successfully in a bowl of strawberries.

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‘Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact,’

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The wind howled. Lightning stabbed at the earth erratically, like an inefficient assassin.

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‘Ah, yes. The carpet. Push the nose of the statue behind you, peach-buttocked jewel of the desert dawn.’

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