Sausage sauvage!

The face was particularly worrying. Magrat had used a lot of powder to make her face pale and interesting. It combined with the lavishly applied mascara to give the guard the impression that he was looking at two flies that had crashed into a sugar bowl. He found his fingers wanted to make a sign to ward off the evil eyeshadow.

Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in Wyrd Sisters (Discworld Novel) by Terry Pratchett