Sausage sauvage!

‘Act, then. Being a king is, is—’ Granny hesitated, and snapped her fingers at Magrat. ‘What do you call them things, there’s always a hundred of them in anything?’ Magrat looked bewildered. ‘Do you mean per cents?’ she said. ‘Them,’ agreed Granny. ‘Most of the per cents in being a king is acting, if you ask me. You ought to be good at it.’

Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in Wyrd Sisters (Discworld Novel) by Terry Pratchett