Sausage sauvage!

"Germany’s Fraunhofer Institute is working on a new ebook DRM dubbed SiDiM that would prevent piracy..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:51:20 +0200

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Germany’s Fraunhofer Institute is working on a new ebook DRM dubbed SiDiM that would prevent piracy by changing the actual text of a story, swapping out words to make individualized copies that could be tracked by the original owner of the ebook. […]

The idea behind SiDiM is similar to the way rights holders have been trying to protect music and video for some time. Instead of trying to lock down copies through technical measures that prevent copying, so-called fingerprinting measures simply add markers to a work that make it possible to identify the original purchaser. In theory, this prevents people from sharing their works for the fear of being caught.

However, in music files, these types of changes are a lot less notable than a machine rewriting a book, which is why it’s unlikely that authors and literature friends would embrace SiDiM. The system is currently in testing, and Fraunhofer secured some state funding to run these tests and even got a subsidiary of the German book publisher’s association to join.

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- New ebook DRM will change the text of a story to prevent piracy — paidContent, via Dan W. (via new-aesthetic)

new-aesthetic: Photoshop Live - Street Retouch Prank (by...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:03:25 +0200

new-aesthetic:

Photoshop Live - Street Retouch Prank (by AdobeNordic)

natgeofound: An invalid soldier stands beside a cannon in...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:59:29 +0200

natgeofound:

An invalid soldier stands beside a cannon in Paris, 1923.
Photograph by Jules Gervais Courtellemont, National Geographic

21millimeters: Former Middle East correspondent Richard Ben...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:11:39 +0200

21millimeters:

Former Middle East correspondent Richard Ben Cramer writes about being a reporter in Israel & Palestine. He got to the heart of it.

"Facebook’s first data center ran into problems of a distinctly ironic nature when a literal cloud..."

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:29:11 +0200

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Facebook’s first data center ran into problems of a distinctly ironic nature when a literal cloud formed in the IT room and started to rain on servers.

Though Facebook has previously hinted at this via references to a “humidity event” within its first data center in Prineville, Oregon, the social network’s infrastructure king Jay Parikh told The Reg on Thursday that, for a few minutes in Summer, 2011, Facebook’s data center contained two clouds: one powered the social network, the other poured water on it.

“I got a call, ‘Jay, there’s a cloud in the data center’,” Parikh says. “‘What do you mean, outside?’. ‘No, inside’.”

There was panic.

“It was raining in the datacenter,” he explains.

”

- Facebook’s first data center DRENCHED by ACTUAL CLOUD • The Register (via new-aesthetic)

"BR: Kuwait is a crazy mix: a super-affluent country, yet basically a welfare state, though with a..."

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:12:39 +0200

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BR: Kuwait is a crazy mix: a super-affluent country, yet basically a welfare state, though with a super neo-liberal consumer economy.

FQ: We consume vast amounts of everything. Instagram businesses are a big thing in Kuwait.

BR: What’s an Instagram business?

FQ: If you have an Instagram account, you can slap a price tag on anything, take a picture of it, and sell it. For instance, you could take this can of San Pellegrino, paint it pink, put a heart on it, call it yours, and declare it for sale. Even my grandmother has an Instagram business! She sells dried fruit. A friend’s cousin is selling weird potted plants that use Astroturf. People are creating, you know, hacked products.

”

- magazine / issue / Fatima Al Qadiri & Lauren Boyle | MOUSSE CONTEMPORARY ART MAGAZINE (via new-aesthetic)

"One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their..."

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 09:04:19 +0200

““One of my favourite Steve Jobs stories was the time the engineers working on the iPod brought their finished prototype to him in his office. He said it was too big, they needed to make it smaller. They said it was as small as they could make it, it couldn’t be made any smaller. So he took the prototype over to his aquarium and dropped it in. The iPod sank to the bottom, and as it did, tiny little bubbles came out. ‘See those bubbles,’ he asked. ‘They’re air inside the iPod. Make it smaller.’ “Another story about Steve Jobs was when they brought the prototype for the iPad 2 to his office. The engineers told him it was faster than the first iPad. He took it over to his aquarium and dropped it in. ‘Look how slowly it sank,’ he told them. ‘Make it faster.’ “One time a newly hired intern had been sent out to get Steve a sandwich. When she brought it to him, he looked at it. ‘I thought I ordered the beef on rye,’ he asked. She told him it was indeed beef on rye. He took it over to his fish tank and dropped it in. ‘Does that look like beef on rye?’ “He was always dropping things in that fish tank. We couldn’t stop him. We told him he had to stop, he wouldn’t listen. It was full of stuff that shouldn’t be in an aquarium. “The fish had all died years ago. One had been crushed under an early generation iMac. The others were all poisoned. He didn’t care. “It got to the point where there was no room for anything in the fish tank. When we emptied it after he died, we found a body in there. We never found out who it was.””

- Ex-Tabula Rasa: Steve Jobs’ Aquarium

"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg, say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:35:54 +0200

“I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg, say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

Finished reading The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:35:43 +0200

Finished reading The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"I once heard a gentle and lovely old German lady say to a sweet young American girl, “The two..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:35:38 +0200

“I once heard a gentle and lovely old German lady say to a sweet young American girl, “The two languages are so alike—how pleasant that is; we say “Ach! Gott!” you say “ Goddam.””

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:32:11 +0200

“My philological studies have satisfied me that a gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing), in 30 hours, French in 30 days, and German in 30 years.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"I would do away with those great long compounded words; or require the speaker to deliver them in..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:31:11 +0200

“I would do away with those great long compounded words; or require the speaker to deliver them in sections, with intermissions for refreshments.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"Having now pointed out, in detail, the several vices of this language, I now come to the brief and..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:27:55 +0200

“Having now pointed out, in detail, the several vices of this language, I now come to the brief and pleasant task of pointing out its virtues.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"Strictly speaking, Zug means Pull, Tug, Draught, Procession, March, Progress, Flight, Direction,..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:20:46 +0200

“Strictly speaking, Zug means Pull, Tug, Draught, Procession, March, Progress, Flight, Direction, Expedition, Train, Caravan, Passage, Stroke, Touch, Line, Flourish, Trait of Character, Feature, Lineament, Chess-move, Organ-stop, Team, Whiff, Bias, Drawer, Propensity, Inhalation, Disposition: but that thing which it does not mean,—when all its legitimate pendants have been hung on, has not been discovered yet.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:15:48 +0200

“In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl.”

- Highlighted by Julian Stahnke in The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg, say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:15:41 +0200

Started reading The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:15:38 +0200

Started reading The Awful German Language by Mark Twain

"If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90%..."

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:59:39 +0200

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

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- English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité (via knusprig-titten-hitler)

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The New Aesthetic: The Police State is You

Fri, 31 May 2013 02:26:23 +0200

The New Aesthetic: The Police State is You:

socialdead:

In 1997, J.G. Ballard said this:

“In a sense, we’re policing ourselves and that’s the ultimate police state.”

Then, in 2013, after the Boston bombing, we became that:

“Boston shows a new model manhunt emerging: one reliant on the FBI embracing crowd-submitted…